The Truth is… I miss you! An expat’s heart!

I wonder if we think of each other at the same time!

I wonder whilst I am sitting here looking out on a different land, if you are looking upon that green grass, the landscape that is so familiar to me.

I wonder if you ever think of me whilst you’re doing the things we used to do together.

I wonder if you try to call me by accident as much as I do you.

I wonder if you still miss me as much as you did a year ago.

I wonder if that longing I feel in my heart makes yours ache too.

I wonder if you look at your children, watch them grow and ever wonder what mine are doing right at that moment.

I wonder if you pray for the children’s friendships and hope they stand the test of time.

I wonder if everything has stayed the same!

I wonder if you still save a seat for me at dinner. It’s strange to think that those little quirky “we miss you” things may soon disappear from your girl’s nights out.

I wonder if you have saved a space in your life for me, for when I return with my arms flung open, to tell you I’m home, and start all over as if I never left.

I wonder if we will ever go back to exactly where we left off, all those years ago.

Please remember me. Remember us. Remember everything we had before this adventure of mine began. I took you with me, I took all of you, I had you tucked away in my heart, and I will always return to our friendship no matter how long I am away!

The truth is, I miss you. I miss the laughter that makes our faces ache. I miss our children playing. I miss our chats. I miss our moans. I miss our gin and tonics at inappropriate times of the day. I miss the world with you. I miss our time together. I miss our nights out. I miss hearing about your day. I miss afternoon tea in your garden. I miss your enthusiasm. I miss your kindness. I miss you knocking on my door. I miss seeing your car drive past. I miss your face. I miss your company. I miss your uniqueness. I miss stealing a squirt of your perfume when you’re not looking. I miss the jokes that we talked about for years.

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The truth is, I miss you, I miss all of you, I miss everything we had.

So hold me dear even though I am far, keep the chair free for me, I will be coming home.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but good ones stay, like an octopus on your face! – Unknown

Eureka – We have found the Skydeck

Netball nailed, starving kids, and a day of fun planned, we jumped into the car, threw some stale muffins at the brats in the back and headed to The Eureka Skydeck, on the 88th Floor (a whopping 285 meters above sea level) of the incredible Eureka Tower!

This truly is an unbelievable Melbourne icon. Looking up at this tower, it’s hard to imagine how on earth we are going to be able to stand at the top and look down, especially as Poppy is already having palpitations at the thought! The Eureka tower is 297meters high, gold plated and stands as proud as punch next to the Yarra river. You can’t miss it, and you definitely don’t want to either.

We were ushered through security (I was praying Monty was going to behave), and into the lift. It travels so fast you almost blink and miss the journey! We arrived at the 88th floor in no time at all, all poking about in our ears as they desperately needed popping! We stepped out of the lift, a little apprehensive about how high up we were, however, as soon as we clapped eyes on the view we all gasped. We gasped the biggest gasp we have ever gasped!! The view was was spectacular, astounding, stunning,  incredible, remarkable, dazzling.  I’m pretty sure Monty said “bloody hell;” I just walked toward the floor to ceiling windows in awe, pretending he wasn’t with me! The view is not only breath-taking, but the Eureka Sky deck is by far the best observation deck we have ever been in; and we’ve been in a few.  There is so much to see, to learn and to photograph. (*note to self, empty iPhone albums).

Walking around the deck, you get to see the whole of Melbourne, the parks, the sports centres, the bustling lanes full of shoppers. You get to see Melbourne from the best vantage point. As the highest public observation deck in the Southern Hemisphere, Eureka claims to offer a “visual masterpiece,” they’re not wrong.  The little telescopes they have highlighting the main attractions in the city are wonderful, we all loved them! Monty spent ages staring down at the MCG! Happy cricket fan right here! The Eureka Skydeck is the most wonderful way to get your head around where things are in relation to everything else! Great for everyone, tourist or local! It’s like staring down at a moving map of the most liveable city in the world! Are we the luckiest ducks you know?

Once we had made our way around the viewing deck oohing and aaaaahing, and I had stopped praising Mr W for bringing us to this awesome city, we headed to ‘The Edge’. This was the part of the experience I had least been looking forward to if I’m honest. I’m not a massive “heights” fan, Poppy is trembling! Honestly, we were all a little apprehensive!!

We were kindly asked to put covers on our shoes so as not to scratch the glass, the kids loved this as we looked like we had pixie feet! The man in charge asked us not to jump around or take any belongings into the box for safety reasons. I took a deep breath, smiled and pretended I was thrilled to be entering this glass box!  Here goes! We took our children by the hand and headed into the world’s first and only Edge Experience – we were in a glass cube, holding on for dear life. The door closed, the cracking glass sound effect made me jump out of my skin, and we began our journey outwards from the side of the 88th floor.  With a little shuddering and pretty terrifying sound effects  within a few seconds The Wilsons were suspended almost 300 meters high above Melbourne city, standing on glass! Yes glass!!! I know!!!!!!! Monty knocked the door and was let out, the rest of us lasted a bit longer. You know who was the least terrified… Poppy! Tim was pretending to be Mr Cool, but I could see the terror in his eyes, bless!!!

Aside from the hysteria of being in a glass box above the streets of Melbourne, it was the most fantastic experience. It’s like nothing we have ever done with the children. It is a view like no other, and if you can brave the cube you will not be disappointed.

We survived the Edge, we posted postcards from the highest postbox in the world, we ate icy poles over looking the city below, and we let the children dangle themselves off the side of the building too! (That’s a joke, it’s trick photography for goodness sake).

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We had such a great day out, there were no tantrums, no arguments, just pure enjoyment, smiley faces and lots of gushing about this wonderful city! I’m definitely going again, maybe on my own nest time, so I can really soak up the views in peace whilst sipping on an espresso, reminding myself what a bloody lucky lot we are!

 

Facts about the Skydeck:

  • Eureka Skydeck 88 is the highest public vantage point in the Southern Hemisphere
  • The top of the Tower can flex up to 600mm in high winds (eeek)
  • There are two 300,000-litre water tanks on level 90 & 91 that prevent any excess swaying
  • 3,680 stairs – 92 storeys – 52,000 sq. metres of windows
  • The glass on Eureka’s top 10 levels is 24 carat gold plated
  • Eureka used 110,000 tonnes of concrete and weighs 200,000 tonnes.

 

If you want to visit the Skydeck, head to the website for opening times, ticket prices and all the what’s on news about the Easter holiday activities too!! Monty thinks you should!!

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To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all – Oscar Wilde

 

Blogger Recognition Award – Like an Oscar but with flowers!!

So, last night whilst I was shovelling dark chocolate down my throat and watching trashy tv, my phone beeped. I nearly choked on my nutty, chocolatey delights when I read that the beautiful Expats who blog at Thexpats nominated The Wilsons of Oz for a ‘Blogger Recognition Award’! I know right! Exciting stuff.

This is the first time I have properly believed that people are reading my blogs. Like really reading them!! I mean, looking at them enough to like them and then nominate us, is pretty good hey!! Even more wonderful is that the blogger who nominated us is based in the United Arab Emirates, which I think of as a very special “home” in my life’s journey, after having a wonderful adventure at high school in Abu Dhabi.

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My Blogging Journey

As we were setting off on our Australian adventure, a dear friend threw a comment at me along the lines of, “you should start a blog about all this”; and that was that! I sat at Heathrow airport a week later, Monty vomiting into a Tesco carrier bag, thinking why oh why am I writing about this hell of a journey that hasn’t even started yet! I had no idea that two years on, the children would be practically native, I would be getting used to the beef sausages at the Bunnings Warehouse Sausage Sizzle, and I would no longer yearn for Marks and Spencer’s chocolate biscuits.. (ok that last one is a lie).

I blog to keep myself out of the shops, and to keep in mind how lucky we are to be here. Blogging is a great way for me to connect with friends and family back home, but also other expats and families wanting to travel. I’m doing it too, so I can print it all off one day and hand it to my children for them to show their children and make them realise just how enchanting the world really is if you just take that step out of your comfort zone. (And to remind them what bloody awesome parents they had, so they pick a great nursing home).

My advice to new bloggers

Be true to yourself. It’s something I am constantly being told to stick to,  I tell myself as often as I can, and I think is really important. Be honest and true to who you are and people will respond to that.

My Nominations

I’ve chosen blogs that I really enjoy following and have turned to again and again. (I didn’t choose 15 as I wanted this to be real, and focus on the talent that I personally like)

  • The Expat Mama – I love her style, her pictures and her expat adventures. Singapore is definitely on my list after following this blog.
  • Smiths Holiday Road – Proper adventurous family, the blog to go when you need to kick yourself up the backside and get out exploring! No excuses!
  • The Unsung Mum – witty, laugh out loud, honest, and there for me when I think it’s just ‘my life’.
  • MissMorni Penni – This lady makes me realise how lucky we are to be in such an incredibly awesome part of the world. The ability to see the beauty in everything, especially the ‘Mornington Peninsular’ is evidently her talent. Check her Insta if you don’t believe me!
  • Brummy Mummy of 2 – She’s honest and very true to herself and her audience. Emma claims to sometimes be a ‘crap wife’, hurrah…. me too!
  • The Honest Dad – Because all dads need this guy in their life! If you have a rubbish hubby, this could make you insanely jealous! First time parents, this is a must read! Parents who are well into parenthood, it’s worth it to see how beautiful the beginning was, and how quickly we have forgotten..! Or is that just me?

I really hope you all get chance to enjoy checking out the above blogs!

So, here are the guidelines for the ‘Blogger Recognition Award’ –

  • Thank the blogger who nominated you and provide links to their blog.
  • Write a post to show your award.
  • Attach the award to your post.
  • Write a brief story of how your blog started.
  • Give a piece of advice to new bloggers.
  • Select the 15 other blogs you want to give the award to.
  • Comment on each blog and let them know you have nominated them.

 

‘Spare a thought’ #2 Expat life through a new mother’s eyes

 

This month I have been very lucky to be able to read some lovely stories from people wanting to take part in our “Spare a Thought’ series. It has been such a wonderful mix of happy, sad, funny, wise and inspirational stories, I have really enjoyed reading them all. I have chosen to feature this story written by Rachel, The Expat Mumsy for #2 in the series.

Rachel is about to make the move home to Brisbane, Australia, after 10 years living between Australia and the UK. Rachel tells us how she feels about taking her sweet nearly 2 year old daughter away from her precious first friends. I’m sure a lot of you will relate to her moving words.

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Rachel and Thea from The Expat Mumsy

 

In 2 weeks we are moving. Not down the road, not to the next town or city. No, we are moving 10272 miles (or 16531 kms!) to my original home of Brisbane, Australia. Now, I have done the international move 3 times already so you think I would be an expert in saying my goodbyes, but this time around my husband and I will also be taking our almost 2-year-old little lady Thea.

Being a first-time parent I had no idea how early children could start to form friendships. Although in hindsight my bestie and I practically forced the friendship of our little loves (read future arranged marriage).  Thea and Harley BFF’s. Harley has known Thea since the day she was born, and there are only 5 months separating them. You know the saying “it takes a village to raise a child”; well I found it so hard being away from my mum and not knowing any other mums in my area, Harley’s mum Lauren became my village. My absolute village. But that is another story!

So back to Thea and Harley. These past 2 years they have seen each other at least once a week if not more. Played together, gone on holidays together, shared baths together, sometimes even face timed each other! Who knew such a bond would happen so early in life? In the past few months it has become so evident how clearly they recognise each other when they meet and how distraught they are when they part. I have a video of Harley on my phone that we have to watch every day to keep the tears at bay. So imagine my growing sadness and guilt knowing that in 2 weeks we will be leaving and Thea will have to say goodbye to Harley. Knowing that the only playdates they will have now will be over Skype…perfectly timed when it is morning in the UK and night time in Australia. Where are my tissues??

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Harley & Thea really enjoying bath time!

On top of knowing that they will miss each other at first, what happens if they forget each other? And the friendship is just a distant memory because I’m being an embarrassing mum, showing Thea cute photos of them in the bath, and videos of them sharing a cheeky kiss.

When I really think about it, I think I am sad not because they won’t see each other in person for a while, but because I won’t get to see them together. To play and grow and learn and giggle and share cheeky kisses.

However, kids are resilient and adapt to change. I do know that moving is going to be great for her. Sunshine and beaches and a better quality of life for the 3 of us. She is going to start creating new friendships and I will still be able to watch her grow and play and giggle. And thank God for technology!! Because even from a far she will still be able to see her Harley.

 

Good friends are like stars, you don’t always see them but you know they’re always there – Old Saying


If you enjoyed this article and want to read more by The Expat Mumsy head over to her blog and click follow!! You will find all sorts of awesome posts about expat life and motherhood.

You can also follow Rachel and Thea’s adventures on Instagram too. So check it out!


 

If you think you would like to write about your experience of ‘Expat Life’ for our ‘Spare a Thought’ series, please get in touch. Are you about to turn down the opportunity to move away because of a loved one? Did you follow your loved ones abroad to be close to them?  Just one email to us, and you could be sharing your story with thousands of followers all over the world and helping others make that life changing decision.

 

Will I ever unpack completely?

Last week was the first time Poppy has said she has no desire to move back to the UK. I think she really meant it.  This should make me feel ecstatic that she is so settled but it hasn’t. In fact, if I’m honest with you, it’s broken my heart a little; I’m still hanging on to that trip home, as ridiculous and ungrateful as that sounds. It’s ridiculous because I am so happy here, I am utterly besotted with Melbourne. However, I’m still really emotional about who we left behind, and I’m definitely not ready to utter the words “I’m here for good!”

I guess in Poppy’s little life, her 8 years on this planet, two years is a fair chunk! Going from a 6-year-old with no front teeth to an all-out Aussie 8-year-old can only mean one thing; if and when we decide to pack up and move on, she’s not going to be too chuffed. Gosh, neither of the children will be. The time when she couldn’t imagine being sad to leave here has gone, and now, heading into our third year away, she barely remembers anything about our old life, and I’m finding that a little too much to bear! I insist on asking her questions about our old house, or the route we used to bike to the park. I ask her if she remembers the walks we used to go on, the pizza place we all loved. She has no idea, yet she looks deep into my eyes and tells me a completely fictitious story about all of those things.

She’s doing it for me isn’t she? She knows I miss home, she knows I want her to have strong memories of what we did, where we went and who we shared our time with. She has barely any memory of the UK, and yet she stands here in front of me trying her best to make me believe she does. It truly shows me how compassionate she is, how aware she is of others emotions and how she will always endeavour to make the best out of a situation. This is what being an expat has taught her. To be resilient, to be aware of other people, to look after ‘us’ because essentially we’re all we have.

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Sitting on the banks of the Yarra

We really are living the dream; we’re that family who waved goodbye to their loved ones and travelled to Australia with hopes and dreams that quickly became a blissful reality. Australia has given us so much more than we could ever have imagined. Our adventures, our lifestyle, the children’s opportunities, and their dodgy accents. As time goes on, I am fast approaching the real possibility that we may never be able to move back home without a serious fight on our hands. Our children are getting older, making real friendships, getting fully ensconced in the education system, joining sports teams, Poppy’s falling for the cute boy in her class (I know…). But it’s real. It’s life, and the longer we’re here the more we need to prepare ourselves for the reality of either tearing our settled kids away from this blissful existence or putting up with the longing to be nearer our friends and family. What is the job of a parent if not to give your children the best life possible? And for us, at this moment, this is where they are happy!

Will I ever stop grieving for the life I left behind? Am I really wanting to go back, or am I just doing what every expat does, remembering and highlighting the best bits, and completely ignoring the reasons why we left in the first place?  Will I ever stop living this “what if we leave” life? Not buying a lawn mower because we may not be here for long. Trying to make friends whilst trying my best to ignore the heartache that comes with leaving them behind. Building a beautiful childhood for our children whilst knowing that it may just become a distant memory as we move them on again. Can I settle? Can I relax? Can I fully unpack? Do I just go with the flow and hope that this chapter ends in beautiful friendships, wonderful memories, and endless letters in the post box? Or should I be preparing myself for yet more years of homesickness for us all? Only, this time we’ll be yearning for our Australian home? As the children get older and the visa in Australia starts to run down I’m preparing myself to teach them the heartache of leaving our home again. If I can’t learn that, how can I possibly help them?

 

We chose to give them this life, we chose to teach them about the world, we chose to take them to as many places as we can whilst they are young. The thing that I hadn’t banked on as we have been falling in love with so many destinations is the heartache they feel when we leave. Holiday blues are a real thing, but imagine if you were leaving a whole life behind every time you stepped onto a plane.

I’m not sure I had banked on the “living like I’m going home” way I am approaching our lives. Living in limbo, just in case the time comes to move on.  All I can hope is that the children remain as happy as they are. I hope they continue to make a wonderful life for themselves, embrace everything we have been given; and then, if and when the time comes to wave goodbye, I pray that we will have given them all the skills they need to be able to happily pack these memories firmly in their mind as we head off on yet another adventure!

 

Olivia xxx

 

“Do not tell them how to do it. Show them how to do it and do not say a word. If you tell them, they will watch your lips move. If you show them, they will want to do it themselves”

 Maria Montessori

 

 

 

 

 

 

Goodbye Summer, Hello Autumn

So here we are; another few weeks have passed and this year seems to have picked up some serious pace. I really feel like January the 1st hit and I’ve been spinning in circles ever since. Autumn is officially here!

It’s almost the end of term one; the kids just adore school (thank god), and I’m abso-bloody-lutely loving them being there. The house only gets messy between 4 and 6 in the evening, and I can watch, listen to and eat whatever I want all day long with no one looking over my shoulder or demanding I switch off my beloved Michael Bolton album. I know!! (Don’t worry mothers of pre school children, your time will come my pretty’s!)

I have had such an incredible month of being focussed and really pushing myself to write more. I’ve been busy making connections with some awesome, talented ladies who make up a local gaggle of bloggers. I went to my very first ‘Bloggers meet up’ at Boneo Maze and Mini Golf to talk about blogging, get advice, and learn some wonderful tips on getting our blogs to be the best they can be (bear with me, it will take time). Not only that, the morning tea that was served up was absolutely delicious and forced me to ditch the diet for an hour or so. Safe to say I gobbled as many of the caramel slices and as much cake as I could without making too much of an exhibition of myself. I excelled myself. Thankfully we were able to walk off a bit of the cake whilst we explored the place and what a treat that was. The sun was shining, there was so much to see and do, and I was child free! Oh yeah, go me! To be fair, the kids would have bloody loved this place, and I will take them one day, but I just can’t tell you how beautiful it is exploring places as an adult, on my own, with time to talk, drink a hot coffee without interruption and engage in adult conversation without the constant “don’t touch that,” “stop hitting your sister with that stick,” “put the possum down Monty, it’s a wild animal” etc etc etc. Honestly, it’s exhausting just writing about parenting my two, let alone actually trying to master it! So with all this fun I’ve been having I have been literally run out of hours in the day to do much else. That reminds me, I must attempt to get a brush through my hair today, it resembles a rather large tumble weed at present.

So what have the rest of the Wilson’s been up to? Well, we have been making the most of what this awesome city has to offer. Tim took Monty to his first proper game of soccer at Aami Park. They were in corporate hospitality so they weren’t slumming it in the stands by any sense of the imagination! Monty was being served mini burgers and lashings of lemonade by the lovely waitresses, whilst kicking a football around the room with a few of the guys that were there to watch Melbourne v Sydney. Monty adores soccer. I have been trying my best to push him toward rugby, AFL or Footie as they call it here but he’s having none of it. He’s soccer all the way! (Oh gosh, I’m calling Football Soccer and Soccer football, it’s even confusing me, so I hope you’re all keeping up! )

Expat life is treating us all well. Autumn is well underway and secretly I’m looking forward to a bit of cooler weather! Ungrateful rat I know! I will be begging summer to make a swift return in a few weeks’ time I’m sure. When Tim and I visited Melbourne in March last year, it was so cold I had earache and had to wrap a scarf around my head whilst sitting on the top deck of the tourist bus! I was looking super special as always! I cannot believe that’s what we have in store soon.

This summer was glorious. Sweaty, but glorious. Walks on the beach in the evenings, swimming in the ocean, bike rides, trips to the park, movies, paddle boarding, camping…. Days out smothered in factor 50 with large brimmed hats on, praying that the children weren’t going to expire, get sun stroke or die of heat exhaustion. I have looked rather like a sweaty lobster for three months but hey, that’s the Brit in me; and there’s no hiding it. If one more Aussie asks me if I’m sunburnt I may explode! I’m naturally pink!! Very pink!! I’ve always thought it was particularly unfair that my brother got this sort of Latino olive skin, (the main reason I was known as “Huw’s sister” at school and never just Olivia), and I ended up like Miss Piggy with more freckles than my school mates had time to join together in Math’s class! Ah it was always a lot of fun being the human dot to dot puzzle in the classroom.

All in all, a great summer in Melbourne and a big poked out tongue to all the Sydney Siders who cringed at us for moving further south. This summer has also given me the chance to make some friends to drink lots of wine with; I know; it surprises me every time too. When will I get used to this friend making thing? The kids seem to be dab hands at connecting with people and making such good friendship groups so quickly; I guess that’s the beauty of being young, and of course having an awesome mum showing them the ropes!

Last weekend we took the kids to the netball at Hisense Arena which was brill. It’s an incredible venue; we watched some of the Australian Open tennis there in January, and have now seen the netball there too which seems really bizarre only ever having seen it on the TV. Luckily Poppy’s favourite player Caitlin Thwaites has just joined a Melbourne team so she was beside herself. If Caitlin didn’t hear her screams I am truly shocked!! Poppy who is a netball super fan, turned to Tim to say “I love this dad; it really inspires me!” Wow! Taken a back to say the least! She is growing up so fast, I just can’t keep up. Who pressed the fast forward button on my life? Why is 40 careering toward me at break neck speed? Should my crow’s feet be this deep? Why have my hands morphed into my mother’s?

Melbourne is the most wonderful city, it’s so easy to get around and such fun to explore; that is when Monty isn’t kicking pigeons so hard their feathers pop out or having an utter meltdown because we won’t buy him another packet of Mentos. I’m sure he has an addiction to them. (note to self: read ingredients and explore possible addiction) The restaurants, the parks, the events, the museums, they’re all on our doorstep and we are absolutely loving it.

We’ve explored Birrarung Marr Park, Blairgowrie beach, Bunkers Indoor Skate Park and Chelsea’s Bicentennial Park. We’ve gorged on burgers at Huxtaburger, ice creams at MilkCow Au and frozen yoghurt at Yo My Goodness. We’ve watched netball, cricket, and soccer too! No wonder this Wilson is exhausted!! And there’s even more to come!

How on earth am I going to cope when the school holidays arrive in three week’s time?

Now where’s that bottle of Four Pillars?

Olivia xx

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful – Mae West

 

 

Brickman: Wonders of The World, is coming to Melbourne!

When I heard that the Melbourne Museum was set to host the biggest ever exhibition made entirely out of LEGO® bricks, I legged it to the play room, stumbling over my own beautiful LEGO® creations to tell the kids. Monty said “wow, they must have as much LEGO® as we do!” Ten minutes later after much “Googling” we read that the legend, Ryan McNaught used almost 4 shipping containers full of bricks to create this ‘Wonders of The World’ exhibition. Monty was right! Incredibly, it took Ryan and his team 4,944 hours to finish building the masterpieces (I’m sure some of the parents out there can feel that pain!)

Mum’s and Dad’s, you’re going to have to brace yourselves as your little LEGO® fanatics are taken aback by what they see. This is like nothing they (or you) have ever seen before, (not even your rather good car with only three wheels you built last weekend compares). So, don’t be disheartened if The Brickman completely knocks their socks off, blows them away, and just reinforces your lack of LEGO® prowess.

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Ryan with the mind blowing LEGO® Golden Gate Bridge

‘Wonders of the World’ is a brand new interactive LEGO® exhibition, exploring some of the world’s most magnificent masterpieces. The creator Ryan McNaught, is the only LEGO® Certified Professional in the Southern Hemisphere, and one of only 14 in the world.  Ryan’s job is to make LEGO® models for toy shops and department stores all over the Asia Pacific region! I’m pretty sure that’s Monty’s life goal sorted!

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On display there will be 50 breath taking and completely original masterpieces, including a whopping Arc de Triomphe, King Kong on the Empire State Building, Big Ben, a Leaning Tower of Pisa and Michelangelo’s Statue of David too! Each model will include a plaque with snippets about the real life wonder as well as behind-the-scenes tales about how the team managed to build them!

This exhibition will ensure the children come away having learnt some awesome facts about our World Wonders, and have an enormous desire to recreate them (uh oh!).  They’ll get some hands on time too, and get chance to have a go at building a statue of themselves. Can you imagine?? Ryan has assured us there is lots to learn, lots to get our hands on, and he’s hoping all Melburnians are up for a bit of a challenge! I know my team are!

This brick-tastic exhibition is the largest ever LEGO® exhibition to be seen in Melbourne and the most awesome news is that it will open just in time for the Easter school holidays! Yay for Melbourne!

So grab your little LEGO® fans and hot foot it to the Melbourne Museum as this astonishing exhibition promises to capture everyone’s imagination! You really don’t want to miss out!  In fact, stuff the kids, I’m racing you all to be one of the first visitors to see Brickman ‘Wonders of the World’ at Melbourne Museum.

Venue: Melbourne Museum

Dates: 1 April – 7 May 2017 (Open daily)

 Book tickets here

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Watch this video of the exhibition in the making:

 BRICKMAN ‘WONDERS OF THE WORLD’ EXHIBITION

 

 

“Nothing like this exhibition has ever been seen before, every model is brand new and way more detailed than anything I’ve ever created-  Ryan McNaught.

 

Mr Snot Bottom’s Seriously Stinky Songs! Have you booked yet?

 

As you all know by now, anything that may involve bogies, backsides or snot is right up my darling Monty’s street! So when The Wilson’s discovered Mr Snot Bottom was coming to Melbourne it was as if all my prayers had been answered. A show that I could take my children to and be 100% sure they would be engaged, entertained, and we could all enjoy an afternoon of yuk!

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Mr Snot Bottom takes pride in the fact that he is an expert in all things gross. Boogers, bottoms, pop-off and smells are the topics covered in this mind blowing “mucus-filled musical”. I know, it sounds gross right! Perfect!! The children literally can’t waaaait! So, I bet you’re now intrigued as to what you can expect in this unique, and somewhat ewwwww show!

Mr Snot Bottom absolutely guarantees brand-new tasteless tunes, horrible harmonies and repulsive rhythms; plus plenty of gross gags and wrong routines in this symphony of stupid! (Oh Lord, this could have been written for my son, about my son!) …

The songs featured have been co-written with Benny Davis of Axis of Awesome, Tom Bettany of The Beards and many more awesome artists.

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Mr Snot Bottom has had sold out shows and rave reviews at the Melbourne Comedy Festival, Sydney Comedy Festival and Edinburgh Fringe, proving he is a children’s comedy icon who appeals to all ages.

Book your tickets now, and allow your family to be transported into a bonkers, wonderful world where they can all laugh together about the grossest of gross!!

Let’s hope that this doesn’t mean I have to spend more time wiping bogies off the bedroom walls!! Wish me luck!

Tour dates for Melbourne: April 8 – 15 – 1pm- Melbourne Town Hall, VIC

Time: 1pm
Duration: 50 Minutes
Price: $15 – $65
Suitable for audiences of all ages

Venue: Melb Town Hall – Lower Town Hall, Cnr Swanston & Collins Sts

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Nominee Best Children’s Event Fringe World 2017

‘Kiddy stand up at its best ★★★★Adelaide Advertiser

‘Had the kids in stitches… Parents won’t feel left out.’ Herald Sun

‘He’ll have your little ones in a laughing frenzy. 

Hilarious and clever kids show. ★★★★Rip It Up

The Wilsons do Sovereign Hill

 

This weekend started so well.  Mr W left work early after much harassment from me and the children. We wanted him to come to the “new family BBQ” at school on Friday afternoon, so we weren’t on our own for yet another school event. Usually the children and I stand there, looking on as the dads take over the playground, and the mums gush at how “hands on” their husbands are. Tim has to work what he calls, ‘pretty normal hours’, and what I call “single mother hours”. Not here for breakfast, and rarely here for dinner. Oh, but he pays for it with evening teeth brushing duty, which has to be the most painful ten minutes of any parent’s day!

On Friday I twisted his arm viciously enough that he left work a couple of hours early. In typical Tim style he turned up just as the bbq was being packed away, so he missed out on the snags, and ended up having to join me in a fifteen-minute hunt for Monty who was found hiding up a tree. Barefoot, grubby, and giving me even more grey hairs, Monty thought this was hysterical. I have no idea what it is, but he gets so much joy from “freaking” people out.

We decided this weekend we would adventure off to Ballarat to visit Sovereign Hill. I showed the children the videos on the website and they were really excited to get there. Monty kept telling people we were off to get some gold; I think he thought we were going to be coming home with a huge nugget. Oh god, please let us come home with a nugget!

Sovereign Hill is just under 2 hours from us, so we did the usual pep talk as we strapped in the kids, praying that they would survive the journey without being smacked on the knee by my arm bent around my back of my seat. As per usual they didn’t want any of the snacks I had lovingly thrown into a carrier bag, so Tim stopped to put air in the tyres and bought them an enormous bag of mints. *sigh I gave him ‘the look.’ Sugar is never a good decision.

Eye spy was well under way 10 minutes after leaving the house. Poppy started with “eye spy with my little eye, something beginning with F” …. Monty shrieked “POPPPPPPPYYYY!  You can’t say an F word it’s rude… Muuuuum!! Poppy said it’s the F word!” The next forty-five minutes consisted of every other clue beginning with F, Poppy grinning, and Monty shrieking with horror.  “It’s Forest… Ffffforest….” Thank you Poppy…

The journey seemed to take forever, surprise, surprise.  I’m pretty sure this was down to the eye spy hell I was trapped in, and my secret consumption of beer at the school bbq the night before. I must remember in future a banana just doesn’t cut it as decent hangover food.

We arrived at Sovereign Hill about 11, opened the car doors and promptly slammed them shut again. It was bloody freezing. Monty was in shorts and neither of the kids had a coat. Spot the Sydney Siders.  I longed for a woolly scarf. We dressed ourselves in the random articles of clothing that had been abandoned in the car from previous days out. Monty found a pair of dirty socks with popcorn crumbs stuck to them; which he put over the ones he already had on to keep his feet extra warm. He had a hoodie that was two sizes too big with strange looking stains on, and Poppy was wearing her netball uniform jacket, on top of her particularly summery outfit. Tim and I had remembered to pack our own warm coats of course, but I still felt the icy wind rushing straight through my body and was tempted to wear Poppy’s netball knickers as a hat. I encouraged the children to star jump their way into the ticket office to save them from hypothermia. This resulted in two shuddering oddballs, wearing the most remarkable outfits falling through the sliding doors into an enormous crowd of Japanese tourists. Once they had managed to stand up, and escape the grasps of some elderly lady grabbing at their cheeks and frantically snapping photos of them, we made it to the counter.

Tickets purchased, we walked into 1850’s Ballarat. Honestly this place is awesome. An enormous outdoor museum presenting the history of Australia’s gold rush. There were people panning for gold in the stream; desperately trying to find specs of gold, surrounded by tents and little wooden shacks that made up the Chinese camp. It was like we had stepped back in time. There were people in costume, playing very convincing characters. We walked up through the high street; the shops full of beautiful handmade trinkets, delicious freshly baked pies and cakes, handmade lollies, candles, lace, beautiful dresses. There was music being played by four men outside the post office which completed the scene and totally transported you back to the gold rush days. It was a magical walk through a bustling mining town, even with Monty hopping and tripping over every little stone, and Poppy walking forwards and looking backwards. Some of the buildings at Sovereign Hill are the original ones, others had been loving restored from pictures left behind. It really is a spectacular place.

Poppy looked at me and said “Mummy this is amazing, I love this kind of thing” as we headed into the theatre. We watched the actors play their characters with enthusiasm as they took us back in time, and showed us just what was thought of the Chinese coming to find gold in Ballarat. It was a real insight into life during the gold rush. The children’s eyes fixed like glue.

The children were desperate to go on a horse and cart ride, they hopped on the front with the driver. She was completely in charge for the four huge beasts pulling our carriage through the dusty streets, past the shops. Monty spent most of the journey talking about and pointing out horse poo, and exaggerating how dreadful the smell was. I’m pretty sure that poor horse is still feeling embarrassed.  Once we had hopped off, and patted the horses, Monty had got over the smell, so we headed to the candle shop where the children could colour their own candle. We watched gold being poured, lollies being made, Red Coat soldiers marching, saw muskets being shot, peeked into the houses of the miners, got excited about the bed pans outdoor ‘Dunny’s’, and even had a go at bowling. The best part of the day for me, had to be the trip down into the mine.

I have been in a mine before in Wales, and I am pretty sure it was a trick. You get in a lift, the lights go out, it shudders a bit and yay, you’re deep underground in the mine (or not). So, getting on the little train to take us underground in Ballarat, I was pretty calm, thinking it would be the same trick. There was no reason to feel at all claustrophobic or concerned about the lack of air, and not need to worry that I didn’t have a canary with me! Poppy was already crying! The lights go out, it’s pitch black and the little train gets moving. I could feel Poppy’s nails digging into my skin, as the guide made a joke about hoping all 32 of us come back out at the end.  Monty is screeching that this is “Awwwwesome”, and 60 seconds later we’ve arrived. I was winking at Tim; he was looking at me as if I was mental. “You know we are underground don’t you?”

Oh good god, I looked back up the train track and he was right, we were underground. Actually in a mine…. Are those strategically placed bits of wood really able to stop the roof from caving in on us all? How much air have we got left? What if the power cuts out? Now do you see where my daughter gets it from?

Peter Kennedy was our guide underground. He wore a huge hat, was the most wonderful, enthusiastic man, who straight away made this tour feel exciting. He is what I imagined every Aussie to be like before we arrived Down Under. A mix between Crocodile Dundee and Indiana Jones. We all listened intently as he explained about how the mines worked, and how much effort went into finding gold.  It was truly one of the best tours we have been on, even though Poppy was heavy breathing, in between laughing at Peter’s jokes and weeping a little. The train ride inside the mine really showed us what little space the miners had, we saw the nooks and crannies, the holes where they had their tea breaks, and the pick axes they used. To be able to go underground and see exactly where these people spent hours and hours of their lives digging away in the dark is a real eye-opener. The train tracks they used to get the rock to the surface are still visible, and you can almost hear the miners at work if you listen hard enough.

We had the most wonderful day, we took hundreds of photos, played games, panned for gold, the children spent time at the school house learning to use proper pens and ink. The staff were amazing; they knew all the answers to our questions, and seemed to be so thrilled to answer them.

We ended up exiting through the entrance in typical Wilson fashion. I looked up and saw some writing on the wall which I had missed on the way in. It really touched a nerve. It made me think of what a journey it has been for us moving to Australia, to leave everyone we love behind, and really, we are a tiny dot in the huge numbers of people that have done this before us, and with none of the luxuries we have today.

“It was a ‘bright vision’ of prosperity that lured them – an exodus of gold seekers from the farthest reaches of the world. In the earliest years of the 1850’s, half a million men, women and children turned their backs on everything they knew and set sail to find it. Their destination was Australia – half a world away across a vast and perilous sea. “

Family days out always seem to have some sort of drama for us. The kids get bored, we end up telling them how spoilt they are…. You know what it’s like. You spend all that money for a day out, and you end up going home feeling exhausted and a little ripped off with the ungrateful brats in the back of the car with fist fulls of treats. Well, this weekend, we had the brats in the back, but in no way did we feel ripped off. Sovereign Hill is a fabulous, educational and fun day out for the whole family. If only we could have taken advantage of the second day pass.

Here’s to more fun and adventures….

To hit or to be hit? A parenting nightmare!

 

I love a kid with spirit, a kid with guts, one who isn’t afraid to step up and be counted, not afraid to stand up for what’s right. The reason I love spunky kids is, I have a child just like this. My son is gutsy, knows what’s right and wrong, but very often pushes me a little too far with his strength of character. He is loud, brave, a little punchy, energetic beyond belief, and will always, without fail, step in if he thinks someone is being wronged. He can often be seen pushing his big sister out of the way, so as he can confront the big kid who’s being mean to her. He always runs to the aid of his friends. He has been delivered, straight from my side of the family, in every way possible. This is all good and well but sometimes, his protective nature gets the better of him and he takes it too far. Honestly, he has been known to make much bigger kids cry and run to their mums when he has been standing up for someone. He is small but fiery, strong but gentle, tough but loving, the guy you just have to be friends with, because he will always have your back, no matter what. He is loyal, very loyal, almost too loyal, and this unfortunately has landed him in trouble in many a play park.kissing-kids

Every parent has been in that nightmare situation at least once, where you turn up to school or day care and you’re told that today your child has hit someone, or bitten someone or pushed someone over. Your heart sinks. You’re shocked that your little darling would ever do such a thing; even though you know as well as everyone else, they’re all capable of a little nibble, slap or shove. I remember picking up Monty when he was only 2 and being told he had pinched someone.  I couldn’t make out whether my heart was breaking because I was upset that my child would hurt someone else on purpose, or whether I was sad for the other mother who was now being told her precious child was going home with an injury. Thankfully, I have not been on either side too often, and now that both my children are getting older these sorts of things happen less and less. However, last Friday proved to me that although rare, hitting can occur at any age.

My sweet daughter, who is quite the opposite of Monty in feistiness, came home from school last week with a bruise the size and shape of a ten-year-old boys fist. Shocked, flabbergasted, upset, concerned, angry; no livid, enraged, outraged, beside myself, sweaty, dizzy, pacing up and down the kitchen…. How could anyone do this? These kids should know better at this age. I spent the whole of Friday night, drinking wine, getting more and more cross. Saturday morning arrived, I was regretting the wine, and also regretting how horribly I had handled my emotions.

Thinking about a boy hitting a girl was pretty shocking to me, as sexist as that sounds, especially in Australia; a country so hell bent on cutting out domestic violence and a country that insists on teaching children about the seriousness of violence after so many “one punch” deaths… From my quaint English countryside point of view it can be a little too much detail for young children, however, domestic violence campaigners are currently calling for young Australians to be better educated about the dangers of violent relationships, though the new national curriculum. This only goes to prove how seriously they take it here. In 2015 New South Wales became the first state to introduce school lessons specifically on domestic violence.

In no way am I accusing Australia of being any worse than anywhere else in the world, but it is definitely a huge issue here and a fairly big talking point.

So, Poppy comes home injured, upset, frightened, and I somehow feel the same. How could this happen? Why was she not safe at school? Who was watching them? Why didn’t this get stopped before it escalated? Why would a boy attack a girl? I had so many questions, and just like Monty, I was ready to explode, I was like a lioness protecting her cubs.fist

Then, I got to thinking about how I would have felt if this was the other way around? What if Monty had hurt someone at school? How would I feel if I’d had a phone call to say he had punched someone so hard they had to go and have an x-ray? Honestly…. I think that feeling would far outweigh my frenzied lioness feelings. To learn that your child has shown such aggression toward another student has to be heartbreaking to say the least.

When we send our children out into the big wide world, we hope that we have taught them enough to cope in certain situations, how to stand up for themselves in the right way, how to use their manners ALL OF THE TIME! What we don’t really consider as parents is, sometimes they will forget these rules, accidentally let loose and lash out, forget to wash their hands or say please may I. This in no way is a reflection on the school or the teachers, nor is it a reflection on how we have parented our children. Sometimes kids just get it wrong, very wrong. I know I have done my best to teach my children the difference between right and wrong, yet still they lash out at each other, answer me back, shout, and throw tantrums. I couldn’t tell you I’m 100% sure my son would never lash out and hit a girl. Just in the way you couldn’t either.  I am in no way condoning violent behaviour, but I am willing to stand up for all those mothers who have done nothing but try their best, and are still made to feel like they haven’t done enough by the way their children mistakenly react to situations. The mothers who have tried and tried to teach their children to stand up for themselves in a pretty frightening world, but not so much so that they end up being the bad kid. How on earth can we be expected to get that balance right? We don’t want to see them hit, just as much as we don’t want them to be the hitter.

Primary school is where we send them to hone the life skills that we have implemented. We send them to be taught in a structured environment that they have never really experienced before. We send them there, into a room, with many different personalities, lots of little voices, all competing for one teacher’s attention. And yes, by the age of 10 they should have mastered lots of life skills, but still, 10 is so young, and a 10 year old still has so much more time to learn, and grow, and be taught.

So whether your child is the hitter, or has been hit is irrelevant. What’s most important is that they have learnt a valuable lesson. We must remember that school is there to help us teach them that life isn’t perfect and that people aren’t perfect. It’s there to teach them that some people forget themselves in situations, there are consequences for that, and that’s how they learn. As long as we all support our children, teach them how they should behave, and what is expected of them, then fingers crossed we can send them off into the even wider world of adulthood, where they will succeed as well rounded individuals. Let’s not make everything so black and white, let’s not blame each other, let’s just show our children that we can look at things from many different angles, and maybe just maybe, this will help them grow up to be even more compassionate, more understanding and more respectful adults.

Olivia xx

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar, is as valuable to the child as it is the caterpillar – Bradley Millar