Tessa Waters – Fully Sik

Yay for a night out, no kids, a (rather small) glass of wine, and some comedy!!

Tessa Waters is a Melbourne based comic, who has a bucketful of shows at this years Comedy fest. In typical ‘Wilson’s of Oz’ fashion I was determined to see some true Aussie comics, so multi award winning Tessa seemed like the perfect fit!

We walked into Aphrodite’s room at the Greek Centre, to whoops, high fives from Tessa and music blaring! What a way to start the show.. Straight away I knew that this was going to be a full hour of fun. Tessa’s outfit alone was enough to make my day! She greeted us in a black leotard, stockings, and a pink blazer with ‘Fully Sik” emblazoned on the back in sequins. To top it all off she had the most awesome silver boots and wait for it…. a gold sequin ‘fanny pack’.. Oh my,  ‘Girl Crush’ right here!

Tessa didn’t waste any time; she took us on the most astonishing, promised journey of ‘high octane’ sketches. It was truly remarkable how Tessa managed to take us into her dangerously funny sketches with just a flick of glitter from her pocket. There is no doubt in my mind, she is super clever. Everyone in the room fell head first into those real life moments Tessa created, passing a smoke around the room, and laughing because we had so been at that party before. We were guffawing because of her wonderful facial expressions, body pumping moves, and the way she utterly rocked the stage. She did all of this with not a prop in sight! Incredible.

There are few stand up comics who have that gift to be able to connect with the audience without making them cringe or feel embarrassed. Tessa made us all feel comfortable, welcome, and she worked her socks off to get the laughs that truly filled the 60 minutes. I read a review before seeing the show and it said we were in for face ache; I honestly had to massage my jaws on the journey home. I truly haven’t laughed so much in ages. We had an absolute blast! I have to admit, even though Tessa has made people laugh all over the globe, I had never laid eyes on her before this week.; it’s safe to say I will be seeking her out in the future. I cant wait to see what else she has in store for us over the rest of the Melbourne Comedy Fest!

Tessa you’re a legend!!

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Fully Sik- Upcoming Dates:

Thu 30 Mar – Sat 1 Apr: 8.30pm;
Sun 2 Apr: 7.30pm;
Tue 4 Apr – Sat 8 Apr: 8.30pm;
Sun 9 Apr: 7.30pm;
Tue 11 Apr – Sat 15 Apr: 8.30pm;
Sun 16 Apr: 7.30pm;
Tue 18 Apr – Sat 22 Apr: 8.30pm;
Sun 23 Apr: 7.30pm

Greek Centre, Aphrodite’s Room, Cnr Lonsdale & Russell Sts, Melbourne

Book tickets here!


 

Tessa Waters is also starring in Fringe Wives Club, Glittery Clittery and the kids show Rockstar School . Book now to avoid missing out on this wonderful comic!

Living the dream at the Melbourne Cricket Ground!

Fresh back from an incredible day the the MCG; I am exhausted, and yay for me, so are the kids.

I know it’s probably making you all sick hearing this but…… we are so lucky to be here in Melbourne, and today just proved that even more to me!! How many cities in the world that can boast having an incredible stadium, within walking distance of the city centre, that can hold an whopping 100,000 + crowd? The MCG is the 10th largest stadium in the world and now I know why my dad is just one of thousands of cricket fan’s, desperate to get tickets for the Boxing Day test match this year! It’s any cricket fan’s dream, young or old, and today, the Wilson’s got to see why!

We went to the MGC to join in with the Easter Holiday ‘My Match Day Experience‘ and have a crack at the ‘Drawing a Laugh’, cartoon drawing with the Aussie legend Mark Knight!

We were greeted by Robyn, a volunteer at the Melbourne Cricket Ground, who was so full of facts it was quite spectacular; she needs to get herself on TV I think! Robyn walked us from the lobby, all the way round the stadium, and down into the depths of the MCG. It felt pretty special to be allowed in places that only players at the top of their game get to go to. We were met in the locker room by two Collingwood players Steph Chiocci & James Aish. In typical Wilson fashion, we had googled, asked some friends and tried our best to research AFL and AFLW, but we are still pretty much blank when it comes to the rules! I must say, seeing the reactions of the other people on the tour made us realise how famous these two were, and how special it was to be here in the locker room with them. We are adamant we’re going to get into AFL/W; you can’t live in Melbourne and not have a team or go to matches…. It’s like living in America and never going to a baseball game.  I was flabbergasted when both Poppy & Monty came up with a proper team when asked who they support! It befuddles me how Aussie they’re becoming…

Steph and James showed us exactly what it’s like for them on match day. We got to experience the atmosphere in the locker rooms, feel the freezing water in the cold bath, lie on the massage beds, sit in the press room, have a kick about, and then we walked up the ramp onto the pitch. Wow! We even sat on the subs bench pitch side. (I’m sure the bench has another name?)

What an incredible experience, not only for the kids but for me too. The MCG is just the most wonderful stadium. We saw the ‘Big Bash’ there on New Years day, and the atmosphere was like nothing I have ever experienced. It was just amazing to be in there today, right in the thick of it, underneath the field, where it all happens before and after the huge games, and where so many famous sports people have played, week in week out.

Once the tour had finished, and we’d got as many selfies and autographs as we could, we got chance to experience the other great things the MCG has to offer this Easter.

We took part in the ‘Try your hand at Drawing a Laugh!’

We were taught to draw cartoons by the seriously talented, and super nice cartoonist Mark Knight.  Honestly, I am hopeless when it comes to drawing, but he was so careful to explain each step, that even my picture was obviously a cat… That’s pretty incredible! Although Monty let me down by screeching out “that looks like a dog!!!” Honestly, it didn’t!! The children loved being able to interact with Mark, and learn from his oodles of talent.

The National Sports Museum was next on the list. It boasts Australia’s largest collection of sporting memorabilia.  I don’t know too much about sport, but it was fascinating to hear volunteer Barbara’s stories about past players, and all of the wonderful treasures that were on display! The volunteers are so informative, and really enthusiastic too. Barbara made a point of showing the children the huge Penny Farthing hiding in the corner of one of the rooms, which we would have missed, as Monty was running from cricket bat, to ball, to stumps, and back again…. The running around didn’t stop him spotting a signed cricket bat, and angrily reminding me how I had made him miss out on the one he bid for at a local silent auction.. Terrible mother right here!!!

The ‘Game On’ section of the museum had to be the favourite for my two. Why? Because it’s where they were encouraged to get physical. They got to play soccer against a virtual team, play netball against each other, cycle against the clock, kick a footie ball over some virtual posts and have a go at archery. There was so much for them to do, it’s going to need a second trip! I had to tear them away, sweaty, worn out, but still wanting to play.

I honestly never knew the MCG had so much more than the pitch and the pie shop! (Look, I never miss a pie shop!) I can’t recommend it enough! Whatever your age, whether you’re a local, a tourist, an expat, even if you’re not so sporty, there is no way you should miss out on a trip to the “G”.

Parents, book some activities for the kids this Easter Holidays (3rd-9th) and celebrate all things sport at the MCG!  I promise they will be thrilled, and you will thank me when they’re worn out at 7pm, and you’re drinking your wine, alone, with your feet up, and a couple of cucumber slices over your eyes!

Live your dreams, not someone else’s – Unknown


The MCG

Tickets and prices – Click here!

Book a tour here!

Operating Hours – Click here!

Not sure how to get to there? – Click here!

So you want tickets for the Ashes? Here’s the link to the latest update on ticket sales!

The MCG is more than just a sports venue. It’s a place where memories are made and childhood dreams come alive. There are fleeting moments at the ‘G that stay with you forever.

Nippers Tree Surfing – The Enchanted Adventure Gardens

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There’s nothing quite like the kids waking you up at 5:30 on the first morning of the school holidays. So much for lie ins! This morning the excitement was too much to bear; we were heading off to have a swing in the trees at the Enchanted Adventure Garden. You may remember the last time we went, I was flung down a hill, backwards in a rubber tube, and sprayed with water, and ended up looking like a giant tumbleweed. Safe to say, I was a little apprehensive this morning, and praying I wasn’t going to be scaring any more children whilst this time hurtling through the canopy!

The temperature has dropped by about 20 degrees since about a week ago, and this morning was so chilly you could see your breath. We wrapped up, hopped in the car and headed for Arthurs Seat State Park with Barbie singing on full volume.

Once we had checked in, read the rules on the board, and sorted out our safety gear, we were introduced to our awesome Tree Surfing Master, Alex. I was so glad he was there to show us the ropes.. (haha show us the ropes… get it!! Sorry!)

We headed for the trees, harnesses, helmets, and full of energy. I was hoping the Nippers section wasn’t too high as I didn’t want to chicken out in front of the kids, especially as this is the smallest section of the Tree Surfing here at the Enchanted Gardens. Luckily, Alex put us all at ease, showed us exactly what we were supposed to do, and helped us on our way. The kids adored him, listened to him carefully, and as soon as the pep talk was over, we were off. Poppy was a little cautious along the ropes, but Monty was flying after about ten minutes. He was so fast in fact that he had to be swapped to the front of the group, so he could go ahead without us. I was at the back, a little nervous, but soldiering on. I know, go me!!!

Tree Surfing is one of those activities that you just have to nail as a parent. You can’t whatever you do, let your kids see your fear, or let them see you shaking behind them, eyes closed and crossed legged, because they just fall into heaps of giggles, and start pointing you out to other people.  I was determined not to let that happen. I put all my trust in Alex. He assured me that we weren’t going to plop onto the ground below,  and that the harness wouldn’t break even though I have gained a few kilos recently; so I just went for it. The harness was not the most attractive thing to wear, I’m sure I looked like a wobbly hippo up in the trees, but hey, I was safe, and that’s what’s important, right??!

The kids had a blast! They really did! Alex did his absolute best to encourage them to try different ways of getting across, or to let go and trust the rope, he definitely made our experience special. He really gave the kids the confidence they needed to get through level 1, 2, and 3, on their own, without calling my name every 30 seconds (YAY). There were tunnels, a flying carpet challenge, wobbly swinging poles (the kids loved this), scramble nets, a great zip-line; honestly, it was fun, challenging, exciting, and perfect for both my 8 and 4 year old!

The best thing by far was the way we all ended up working together, checking on each other and making sure we were all ok. I am so glad I got up in the trees with my two. I think it made the whole experience that bit better for them. They got to see me working hard to get across the wobbly swings, and through the (tiny) tube (which Alex was very helpfully swinging for me). It gave them confidence to see that they were far better than me. It really is something the whole family should do together. I know it’s so much easier to grab a coffee, and let them go off for an hour whilst you flick through Facebook, or chat with your friends, but if your kids are like mine, they’ll love seeing you make a fool of yourself, and enjoy seeing you finding things hard, that they’re finding easy.  They’ll just love hanging out in the trees with you. Having said that, I think the kids cringed when they heard my excited squeals, and witnessed me hurtling into the pile of bark at the bottom of the Zip-line, face down; I had to pick little pieces of bark from my eyeballs for a few minutes.  “Ohhhh muuuum!”

We had a ball, we all loved it, and the best thing  was, it was the first time we had all supported each other through a really tricky task. Gushy I know, but usually I spend days out shouting at my two, swearing under my breath or screeching at them to behave, but today we all just had huge fun together and had a great big bear hug at the end; that was pretty special. Such a shame Mr W had to go to work!

Our experience today wouldn’t have been half as awesome without the incredible staff at the Enchanted Gardens. We were greeted with smiles and “hello’s”, Tilly made us feel really welcome when we were checking in, and Alex was an absolute legend! And yes Alex, you do sound very much like Madame Gazelle from Peppa Pig, which kinda makes you even cooler in our eyes!!

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 Tree Surfing Team

The Enchanted Adventure Gardens – The Home of Tree Surfing

Opening Hours-  Click here

Tickets – Book Here

Contact – 55 Purves Road
Arthur’s Seat VIC 3936

Tel – 03 5981 8449
Email – info@enchantedmaze.com.au

See it’s not just The Wilson’s who think they’re fab-

AWARDS THEY’VE WON

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Two Happy Nippers!!

‘The Brickman – Wonders of the World’ at The Melbourne Museum!! It’s better than amazing!!

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We’re here!!

So, The Wilson’s made it to the Melbourne Museum yesterday for the much anticipated opening of the biggest ever exhibition made entirely out of LEGO® bricks.  We were so excited to finally be at ‘The Brickman Wonders of The World‘…. The children were taken aback when they walked in. They literally didn’t know where to go first! Monty almost dived head first into the trough of LEGO® surrounding the beautiful Great Barrier Reef sculpture. Poppy ran straight in, desperately searching for the Eddie the Explorer mini figures hidden around the exhibition! Yay, she assured me she found 21!!

If ever there was a show to inspire creativity in kids, and really push them to go even further than they ever have before, then this is it! Ryan and his team absolutely blew us all away.

Honestly, it goes beyond words how incredible this is. Mr W was speechless! (Thank you Ryan!!)

There is something for everyone. The team have gone further than just building these awesome wonders of the world, they have told little stories in each one too! They have hidden lots of little mini figures in the sets, Sherlock Holmes makes an appearance, as does Guy Fawkes, and if you look hard enough you might even see Jack and Rose from the Titanic movie!

Ryan McNaught (Australia’s only Lego Certified Professional) told us how he used almost 4 shipping containers full of bricks to create this ‘Wonders of The World’ exhibition. He explained how tricky it is to transport the enormous, delicate, pieces once they are built, and that almost as much work goes into building the crates for transportation of these models as it does to make them. It really is an unbelievable feat of engineering.

Incredibly, it took Ryan and his team of 7 builders, 5,000 hours to finish creating the masterpieces on show, and they really will blow your mind.  How many times have you complained that building LEGO® with the kids is hurting your fingers, or breaking your nails (it’s surely not just me?)… Imagine the pain of  months and months of full time LEGO® building!!! I know, I know, the dad’s are all super jealous of Ryan’s job!

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Loved this little german couple enjoying a beer together!

Mum’s and Dad’s, you’re going to have to brace yourselves as your little LEGO® fanatics are taken aback by what they see. This really is like nothing they (or you) have ever witnessed before. Everyone gets a chance to build their own sculpture, and Instagram it for a prize! Mine was hideous, and not worth the Instagram, Monty’s was awesome of course! Don’t be disheartened if  The Brickman completely ruins everything you have ever built for your children, and please be aware that nothing you ever build again will live up to this LEGO® wizardry.

 

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Brickman ‘Wonders of the World’ at The Melbourne Museum opened yesterday, just in time for the Easter School Holidays. There’s no excuse to miss out. Honestly, this is a show that will earn you enormous parent points, and will excite and amaze the children at the same time. Interactive, immersive, and bloody brilliant! As always, the staff at the Melbourne Museum are friendly, helpful, super informative and really make an effort to make your experience the best it can be! There must have also been some LEGO® fairies watching over us all, as there was not one piece of LEGO® on the floor waiting for an unsuspecting mum to stand on….

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Time’s up guys, time to go!!

“It was good! No, it was really good”Monty Wilson – Head LEGO® Man – The Wilsons of Oz

“I am AMAAAAAZED”Poppy Wilson- Super Girly LEGO® Fan – The Wilsons of Oz

“Oh my goodness. It’s incredible” Mr Wilson – Dad-tastic LEGO® Builder – The Wilsons of Oz


 

Venue: Melbourne Museum (How to get here)

Dates: 1 April – 7 May 2017 (Open daily)

 Book tickets here


 

Watch this video of the exhibition in the making:

 BRICKMAN ‘WONDERS OF THE WORLD’ EXHIBITION


 

You cannot miss the shop on the way out!! The gang from Bricks To The World (LEGO® online retailer of the year) are there, selling all kinds of LEGO® imaginable. Once you have been through the exhibition you will not be able to resist what they have on offer. Just take a deep breath and hand over your credit card, the kids will love you that little bit more than they already do! Hey, LEGO® created a lot of love in our house yesterday, even though Mr W was building some sort of motorbike thing at the dinner table, instead of drinking his wine! If you happen to miss the shop (physically impossible, but I know some of you will try) you can head over to the website and order on there!!


“Nothing like this exhibition has ever been seen before, every model is brand new and way more detailed than anything I’ve ever created-  Ryan McNaught.


 

(P.S I have put only a few of my hundreds of photos on here so as not to ruin the experience!!)

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Mrs W’s creation!

Alex & Luke- Make Your Parents Disappear!! It’s a hit!!

You’ll all be thrilled to hear Mr W and I survived the “Make Your Parents Disappear” show by the dangerously funny Alex and Luke yesterday! Yes, we’re still here, limbs and all to tell the tale of a wonderful mix of magic and mayhem inside the famous Spiegeltent.

Magic should always be exciting, mysterious and make you ooooh and aaaaah! My two love it, and so do I. When I was little I went to see the famous Paul Daniels, I was excited beyond belief!! All I remember is seeing Debbie McGee crawling behind one box, and creeping into another at the back of the stage. It was a bit of a let down to be honest! I was cringing, everyone else in the audience was cringing… Safe to say, there was absolutely none of this nonsense in the Spiegeltent yesterday! In fact, we are still trying to work out how they achieved some of their mind blowing tricks.

We had ‘googled’ Alex and Luke a few times, so we knew they were pretty good, and they didn’t disappoint. They baffled us all with their sleight of hand, made us laugh with their wacky jokes, and kept Monty and the rest of the rabble quiet for a whole hour. That’s a magic trick in itself!

Ok, so the show was for the kids, but I was giggling like a loopy teenager, and gasped far too enthusiastically a few times. I mean how do they shoot packs of cards out of their mouths??

They are proud winners of the Best Comedy Award 2014 at the Melbourne Magic Festival  and it’s obvious why.

These guys have had smash-hit shows at the Sydney Opera House and Melbourne International Comedy Festival last year, and now Alex and Luke are back and they’re looking forward to fooling you with their magic mastery.

They promised trickery of the highest order, and they delivered. The Wilson’s promise you will all LOVE IT!! Believe me, the whole family is in for a real treat this Easter, so get online and book!!!

 

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Bloody nice chaps too!!

 

Alex & Luke’s top tip for the Melbourne Comedy Festival: Close your eyes and pick an act from random! See something and someone you haven’t seen before! (We think that’s an awesome tip!!! )


‘Alex was the funny one, and Luke put a bowl on his head’Monty Wilson, Head of the Fun Department, The Wilsons of Oz  

‘Ten out of ten and a bit more’  – Poppy Wilson, The Boss, The Wilsons of Oz

Imagine the Wiggles let loose in a conjurer’s storeroom’. ★★★★ – Adelaide Advertiser

Super fun and magic-tacular’. – Sometimes Melbourne

A delight from start to finish, regardless of age.’ ★★★★ – Adelaide Theatre Guide

 


Dates: 1 -16 April Tuesday to Sunday

Duration: 60 minutes

Venue: The Famous Spiegeltent

Price: Full: $20 Conc: $20 Group (5+): $16

Suggested for ages 5 to 9. Children aged 18 months and younger are admitted free of charge provided they do not take up their own seat.

Head over to the Arts Centre Melbourne website and book your tickets. NOW!!!

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Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it – Roald Dahl

Gut Feeling in the Making – Art Play

As it was mothers day in the UK today I thought it would be the perfect day to spend some quality time with my girl. We hardly ever get a minute to ourselves so off we went, full of smiles, waving frantically to the boys.. We hopped into the car and headed for Art Play. We have never been before and were so excited to be getting involved in ‘Gut Feeling in the Making’ a brand new interactive performance by Born in a Taxi (who I already know are pretty awesome).

We were promised an immersive, interactive journey through the human digestive system, from top to bottom. Oh yes, Poppy was to be turned into Poopy and boy was she excited. Happy Mother’s day!! It was a little less ‘breakfast in bed’, and a lot more tummy rumbling and gassy noises.

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Gut Feeling in The Making

We were greeted by a lovely lady called Reeham, who was super friendly, and gave us lots of info on what we were about to embark upon. Benjie then came in to get the whole thing started. Rules: No shoes, no sharp things and no bashing into the side. (I am now thanking my lucky stars that Monty isn’t with us with his sword and his endless bouncing off walls). The children were given their  individual food group (a picture pinned to a t-shirt) and they were all champing at the bit to get in to the enormous pink mouth in front of us.

As if by magic, we heard some little voices, and all of a sudden two creatures appeared through the giant inflatable lips! They hopped out and introduced themselves; a few kids burst into tears, another one ran behind her mum, and the ‘bacteria’ proceeded to serenade us with a wonderful song about bottoms and guts! Poppy thought this was hilarious, oh, and I did too. Nothing funnier than bums, tum’s, guts and farts!

Once the ukulele was put away, and the kids had sorted if they were a protein, a fat or a sugar, (amazed that we grasped that one straight away) the children were ‘ingested‘ into a massive, anatomically correct (well, kinda), inflatable, human digestive tract. The ‘food’ is guided through it’s digestion by the Blabbermouthed Belly Bacteria and shown every detail as this gut turns food into energy. The large intestine (approx. 30 meters) is big enough to ‘stoop walk’, but you absolutely need to crawl through the small intestine (approx. 80 meters). Poppy loved it; I was a little clammy, but once I was in, and there was no going back, I was happily making my way toward the back passage like a well digested marshmallow!!

A morning of physical theatre where the kids get to watch real bacteria projected directly onto the stomach lining,  and then rather gracefully get projected out of the sphincter! I know!! And with the sound effects too!

How awesome to have the opportunity to be turned into poo.. No!! I mean… how awesome is it that our children can explore their creativity and share unique artistic experiences with professional artists, in such a wonderful, up close and personal space?

This performance was not only hysterically funny, a bit yucky at times, and pretty warm, it was also a wonderful lesson in the human body, which I know my 8 year old learnt a lot from. To be able to get inside the gut, with two hilarious ‘Gut Guides’ is by far the best way to learn, and the Q & A session afterwards just went on to prove how awesome an experience this was.

Another huge tick on our list of Awesome Expat Adventures!! Thank you Art Play & Born in a Taxi!!

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Poppy & B1

This project is part of ArtPlay’s New Ideas Lab program, where artists are supported to create new work with children and families.


 

Art Play has more than 300 workshops, events and performances every year and for all ages and abilities too. The staff are super friendly, incredibly helpful and knowledgeable.

Bookings are required for most workshops, however there are also free drop-in events available. Be sure to check out what’s on before dropping by.

Gut Feeling in The Making is back on the 6th April – 9th April as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, so book now! You don’t want to be the only poop that missed out!

Check out the website for tickets

Location
Birrarung Marr
Behind Federation Square
Melbourne VIC 3000


Artists: Born in a Taxi

You can follow Born In a Taxi on Instagram and on Facebook

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Dandenong Market – A trip around the world one mouthful at a time!!

 

The fabulous feeling I get when I drop the children off at school, breeze out of the gates, and head out for a day of  gorging on donuts with friends is just too much to bear!

I have been desperate to get to Dandenong Market for ages, and so have my two local friends who joined me. What better way to spend a child free day? Friday, food and friends has to be the greatest combination in life!

Dandenong Market is a busy and bustling place, full of sights, sounds, smells, and bursting at the seams with wonderful produce. There truly is a world of taste, a treasure in every stall, and we were prepared with lots of canvas shopping bags, and heaps of room in our tummy’s!

Arriving at Dandenong Market you get a real sense of just how ‘global’ this market is. You really can shop the globe and eat the world, all under one roof. The market is alive with people selling, buying, eating, and enjoying themselves. We were making the most of everything on offer.

The ‘Munching Mums’ top purchases were:

Melina’s Bakery & Larder – We bought the most awesome sourdough loaf from Melina’s bakery, it was freshly baked, and delicious with my Saturday morning bacon! The cakes on this stall looked too good to eat. We gave it a go though!!

Dandee Donuts– We literally giggled with excitement when we were handed a bag full of hot, sweet, jammy goodness; we ate two each.. (can you imagine?) Then we bought 6 more, then 6 more on the way out, as we couldn’t have gone home without some spares!!! Even then dad missed out!!

 

Taylor’s Orchards– We managed to get our hands on some organic yumminess at Taylor’s Orchards. Perfect purple carrots, beautiful onions, and some super crunchy pears. I loved the lay out of this stall, the wooden crates, the smiling staff, the bunting… I’m a sucker for the pretty things.

Sam’s Spice & Grocery– Just follow the sweet smell of the wonders of the world, and you will find Sam’s Spice & Grocery. The staff have the biggest smiles, and the spices are incredibly beautiful. For all you avid Masterchef’s out there, this is the place to buy your ingredients. I came away with a huge tub of Murray River salt at a bargain price.

Ross Pecora Cheeses -Melbournians are obviously big fans of the cheese on this stall which has been at Dandenong market for thirty years and Ross Pecora’s reputation speaks for itself. The selection is awesome, and for three cheese loving mamas, decision time was a little tense. We went with the brie and the blue. All has now disappeared, along with four bottles of wine and our pears!! It was divine!!!

After an exceptional shopping spree, we had genuinely worked up an appetite, so we headed to the food hall area. We couldn’t make a firm decision on what we wanted, there was so much choice, and really, we wanted one of everything. We went for a ’round the world’ selection.

Our lunch selection came from:

King of Falafel– I can’t walk past a decent Tabouleh salad without buying one. This one was super special, and was first on the table.

PiqNiq Hut–  We bought two lots of Sri Lankan street food.  The ‘devilled chicken and roti’ was out of this world and so reasonably priced. Yuuuuuum!

Sansan’s Dumpling House – The sweetest lady you have ever laid eyes upon serving up traditionally hand made dumplings and soft buns. Oh wow, what a treat… Dumplings and golden pies were added to the table, and we began our feast.

Shopped out, full of incredible food, and the school run looming, we headed home with heavy bags, and a promise that this would now be a regular ‘thing’ for us.

I really can’t see why anyone would choose a supermarket over Dandenong Market. Easy parking, magnificent produce, wondrous plates of food, and change jangling in my pocket!

Thank you Dandenong Market for an all round Fabulous Feasting Friday!

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I was so pleased with my Delicious Dandenong Delights!!

 

Dandenong Market trading hours:

  • Tuesday: 7am – 4pm (The Bazaar opens at 8am)
  • Friday: 7am – 5pm (The Bazaar opens at 8am and closes at 4pm)
  • Saturday: 7am – 4pm (The Bazaar opens at 8am)
  • Sunday: 10am – 3pm (doors open 9am

Getting to the market is easy, just click here!

For all the what’s on info, and school holiday activities click here!

Follow the links below for more info on tours and car charging:

Food ToursSelf Guided ToursFree Electric Car ChargingBus Tour GroupsSchool Tours

 

Good food is all the sweeter when shared with good friends – Unknown

 

‘Spare a thought’ #3- Leaving Huw Edwards behind!

On a day when ‘decent news’ is all we want and so incredibly important to us as expats living so far from home; I thought it was the perfect time to share with you this wonderfully written article from Anna, The Faraway Mum. Anna tells us how she feels, having left the “good old Beeb” behind.


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Anna Demetriou lives in Philadelphia, USA with her husband and daughter. She blogs at The Faraway Mum about the highs and lows of embarking on new parenthood a long way from home, and can also be found on Instagram (@the_faraway_mum) and Facebook (@thefarawaymum).


 

When Olivia kindly asked me to guest-author a blog on the subject of ‘those we left behind’, I knew straight away what I wanted to write about. Like many of us living abroad and far away from home, of course the thing I miss most is family, followed closely by friends, Yorkshire tea and Mr Kipling’s Cherry Bakewells (usually, but not always in that order – depends how tough a day it’s been with the toddler). But as a Brit who has now been living in America for 2.5 years, I’ve learnt to deal with the gaps between trips and fixes of home comforts, and in their place the thing I am most craving in these chaotic and uncertain times is something I used to take completely for granted: unbiased and reliable news. 

Back home in Britain, I certainly wasn’t a current affairs whizz, but I would have described myself as a fairly regular consumer of news. It was just part of the daily routine: I’d listen to the headlines on the radio in the morning, browse the pages of the Evening Standard on the commute home, and spend the week getting through the supplements of the Saturday Guardian that I hadn’t managed to finish at the weekend. I knew the relative biases – both in terms of subject focus and political leaning – of each of these news outlets so could take their respective positions with a pinch of salt, trying to use them to inform but not dictate my own views. If in doubt about an issue (which I frequently was), my end-of-the-day dash to finish marking a set of books and iron an outfit for the following day would normally be done whilst watching the 10pm news on BBC1 anyway – a chance to consolidate the day’s happenings with factual reporting and, where opinion was expressed, take comfort in the fact that I was being presented with both sides of the argument. It’s there at the heart of the organisation’s values: ‘Trust is the foundation of the BBC: we are independent, impartial and honest.’ It feels very un-British to laud such aims without a hint of cynicism, but damn, that’s pretty admirable isn’t it?

Here in America, my news consumption is very different. Perhaps because I no longer commute, or enjoy the luxury of lazy weekend mornings lounging with the weekend papers over coffee (one of the sheer joys of pre-parenthood I never thought to savour before the arrival of my daughter), my news is now either filtered through social media and snatched during nap time, or absorbed in a state of end-of-the-day exhaustion when my husband and I finally crash in front of the TV. I try to read articles online from a range of sources, but I’m well aware of the danger of the ‘echo chamber’, whereby the stories I gravitate to are those shared by friends on Facebook – friends who, by and large, have similar experiences and outlooks to me. And the television news here is so different to what I’m used to at home – in my opinion, far poorer for it. In my experience (and I’ll be the first to admit I don’t have time to browse the hundreds of channels available on US cable, so I may be looking in the wrong places), the news is either very local – concerned exclusively with happenings in our city and surrounding areas, not even looking to state-wide issues, let alone national or (heaven forbid) international stories – or it focuses almost exclusively on political news with a strong ideological leaning.

Honestly, over the last two years you’d have thought this country was operating without an incumbent president with almost a quarter of his time left in office – such was the dominance of coverage of the Democratic and Republican primaries and their candidates’ every moves, and then the election itself of course. Obama and his domestic agenda, and any international news (unless it had a direct impact on the election), hardly got a look-in. It’s not difficult to see where some of the appetite for the insular, nationalist agenda pursued by the Trump campaign has come from…..

Perhaps the most difficult thing to stomach about TV news here is the editorial style embraced by all the big networks. Why waste screen time on objective, fact-based reporting, when you can spark an argument between two equally opinionated ‘experts’ and have them shout each other down until it’s time to cut to a commercial break? (And yes, of course the commercial nature of the news networks is in large part responsible for their subjectivity – another piece of this endlessly frustrating puzzle). The prime-time evening shows take it even further, with a sole presenter who spends lengthy segments opining down the lens on their own views, often posturing and speculating with limited facts which succeeds in little else than riling the audience. I find myself turning off in frustration (honestly, sometimes in disgust) even from the channels whose positions I ideologically tend to sympathise with, because so much of it is unsubstantiated hot air.

Is it any wonder that America is currently so divided? That Trump is succeeding in convincing so many millions that traditional media outlets are the enemy? That ‘fake news’ allegedly played such a role in determining how many people voted on Election Day? The TV media make it hard for the public to trust them, because they make no attempt to hide their bias and often pursue speculative agendas without supporting evidence; as a result, people lose confidence and just switch over, burying their head in the sand of some uncontroversial home improvement show or reality TV dating extravaganza (guilty). And that’s truly a frightening thing at a time and in a climate when all over the world, perhaps more than ever, we arguably need to be better informed than we ever have been before.

So yes, right now one of the ‘things I left behind’ that I miss the most is a daily dose of the good old Beeb. And if you could pair my 10pm Huw Edwards fix with a living room full of family and friends, a strong cuppa and a cherry bakewell, you’d find me in seventh heaven.

 

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How wonderful it is, that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world – Anne Frank 

 

 

Alex and Luke’s – Make Your Parents Disappear

Have you ever been tempted to make your parents disappear? This is a must see for you!

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Alex and Luke are Aussie superstars in the magic world.  The judges and the audience of Australia’s Got Talent were completely flabbergasted by their act last year as part of the Gentlemen of Deceit trio (WATCH THIS NOW), and now Alex and Luke are back at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival with more of their hilarious magic in glorious 3D. They are proud winners of the Best Comedy Award 2014 at the Melbourne Magic Festival and you can see them at the  Arts Centre Melbourne very soon indeed!

These guys had smash-hit shows at the Sydney Opera House and Melbourne International Comedy Festival last year, and now Alex and Luke are back with more amazing magic to fool us parents. Ok, I don’t mind being made to disappear, but fooled! No way!!

Alex and Luke spend their days at magic school (I know right!!) learning marvellous magic instead of boring times tables. But even at magic school Alex and Luke can’t escape dreaded homework! Ugh! Sigh!

These guys need your help to pull off the ultimate magical feat, to put an end to homework once and for all. Come and help them make their parents disappear! Yes, it does say disappear!

They promise trickery of the highest order, and I’ve heard incredible things about the squishy banana and the talking whiteboard!

Look, if I’m brave enough to take my two, then it’ll be a breeze for the rest of you!

Believe me, the whole family is in for a real treat this Easter!

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Imagine the Wiggles let loose in a conjurer’s storeroom’. ★★★★ – Adelaide Advertiser

Super fun and magic-tacular’. – Sometimes Melbourne

A delight from start to finish, regardless of age.’ ★★★★ – Adelaide Theatre Guide

 


Dates: 1 -16 April Tuesday to Sunday

Duration: 60 minutes

Venue: The Famous Spiegeltent

Price: Full: $20 Conc: $20 Group (5+): $16

Suggested for ages 5 to 9. Children aged 18 months and younger are admitted free of charge provided they do not take up their own seat.

Head over to the Arts Centre Melbourne website and book your tickets. NOW!!!

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We are not gluttons, we’re explorers of food!

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South Melbourne Market has been a treasured inner city landmark and a favourite amongst locals and visitors since 1867. It is the quintessential village market, a place where people come not only to purchase fresh food, but to meet, eat, drink, shop, discover, share and connect.

We took two hungry ankle biters to the market on Saturday morning and we were thrilled with everything it had to offer. As soon as you walk in your senses become alive with sights and smells of all the wonderful products on sale. Having said that Monty just demanded the usual packet of Mentos, and threw an absolute wobbler because we couldn’t find any! Not even remotely satisfied with the plethora of lovingly made food on offer. Little “bleeper”.

There is coffee to top all coffee, fish, meat, flowers, clothes, shoes, jewellery, cheese, wine, oysters, pies, cakes, freshly made pasta, honestly the list goes on and on. People from all over Melbourne and from afar come to spend their morning buying fresh produce, relaxing with their friends and filling their baskets with top notch treats!

The Wilson’s top thrills this weekend were:

  • The most dreamy, fluffy, scrumptious donuts from La Lapa
  • The delicious meat on offer at Hagens Organic Butcher was second to none!
  • The magical Terrarium’s at The Terrarium Laboratory caught my eye. I am desperate for one!
  • The kids loved The Super Cool Kid, and also enjoyed the colouring in, and being able to measure themselves on the height chart! Anything to keep them busy right?
  • Merchants of Change is my kind of shop! All things People, Planet and Purpose, and uber cool too, that you could ever wish for!
  • Inside the Looking Glass wooed me with their awesome selection of jewellery, and funky patterns. If only I had won the lotto last week! One of everything please!
  • Oh the joy on the kids faces when they spied Spin South Melbourne. Scooter, skateboard and bike heaven.. Lots for the grown ups too!
  • I managed to pry Mr W’s wallet out of his grasp and spend some of his hard earned cash on some awesome crockery from In2 Homewares. So much lovely stuff to choose from.
  • The Fresh Pasta Shop was mind blowing! So many options for dinner, it all looked delish, and I was running out of room in my bag and my tummy….

We loved the excitement of seeing everything the market had to offer visitors, from beautiful flowers and groceries, to original clothing and accessories. There were plenty of shops for the children to have a look round; they managed to touch everything they could see, and spend their pocket money too. It really is a great place to go to fully support the local community who are working tirelessly to bring you the best of the best that Melbourne has to offer.

South Melbourne Market has a full calendar of live music, events and activities. It is a happy and experiential place that celebrates the senses. Get yourselves down to South Melbourne Market, you never know what may delight you first!


Opening hours

Wednesday- 8-4 /Friday-8-5 /Saturday-8-4 /Sunday-8-4

2 Hours free parking on market days

Fairy Petunia is at the market every Wednesday from 9:30-11:30 in the food hall, offering face painting, balloon art, colouring, music and loads more fun!

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Yes, they really do queue for the best coffee…..

 

“Hard work should be rewarded with good food and beautiful presents” – Olivia Wilson